Jag hade ett likande program en gång i tiden, minns inte vad det heter men det fanns någonstans på download.com :)
'Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?'
"You put you left hook in in,
you pull your left hook out,
you put your left hook in,
and you shake it all about ...
why are you screeming?"
They're designed for hanging and carrying big slabs of meat. Get it?